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'The Dream House' by Craig Higginson - Summary

Patricia: I hate my life.
Looksmart: I hate Patricia.
Patricia: Why? I taught you how to fish.
Looksmart: You forced me to kill the fish.
Patricia: No.
Looksmart: Yes.
Patricia: Ok maybe yes, but who cares?
Looksmart: I do and also you killed my girlfriend.
Patricia: No.
Looksmart: Yes.
Patricia: Ok maybe yes, but how?

Flashback to 20 years ago

Grace: Richard, I’m pregnant.
Richard: Not anymore. Releases dogs on her.
Grace: Dies.

Back to the present

Looksmart: Richard raped Grace and you refused to take her to a hospital.
Patricia: No.
Looksmart: Yes.
Patricia: Ok maybe yes, but did Richard really rape Grace?
Patricia: Beeeeeaaaaauuutttyyyy!
Beauty: I hate Looksmart but he is telling the truth, uMesis.
Patricia: I’m sorry, Looksmart.
Looksmart: Okay. Leaves Dwaleni.
Beauty: Lol, psyche. Grace never loved Looksmart and Richard payed her as a prostitute.
Patricia: Okay.
Richard: Screeching noises.
John Ford: Dies.

(‘The Dream House’ sucks)